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OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
So my parents were gonna go get my a 2DS for Christmas, but the asshole at Best Buy told them it was for children because it has bigger buttons and smaller screens? So, like, fuck you guy at Best Buy. THEN MY DAD SAID “SO YOU DON’T WANT A 3DS XL?” AND I’M LIKE HOLY SHIT DAD WHAT THE FUCK I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU GUYS A CHEAPER OPTION AND YOU TRY TO GO FOR THE MORE EXPENSIVE ONE? Honestly I think my parents make more money than they let on.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna watch Sherlock. I’m gonna regret this. I know it. But Imma do it anyway.
Boyfriend and i had sex and then after realized the cat had seen everything and he looked mortified.
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
Favorite story of the morning