thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries:

    self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

  • Taurus:

    nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

  • Gemini:

    smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

  • Cancer:

    dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

  • Leo:

    most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

  • Virgo:

    steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

  • Libra:

    double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

  • Scorpio:

    paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

  • Sagittarius:

    funny but rude, one night stands big winner

  • Capricorn:

    cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

  • Aquarius:

    weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

  • Pisces:

    sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

I FEEL REALLY BAD CAUSE MY FRIEND ABE IS GETTING ME SOMETHING KIND OF EXPENSIVE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND I CAN’T BUY HIM ANYTHING CAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SHITTY ESPECIALLY CAUSE HE HASN’T REALLY EVER HAD FRIENDS TILL WE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH HIM AND HE DOESN’T EVER DO ANYTHING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND I FEEL BAD BUT AT LEAST WE ARE GOING TO SEE MACHINE GUN KELLY THAT WEEKEND BUT STILL.

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

clementinemorrigan:

adoptpets:

thenagaqueen:

I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats.  Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat!  I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw).  How scary!

Other toxic flowers for cats:

  • Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
  • Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
  • Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
  • Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
  • Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
  • Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
  • English Ivy (Hedera helix)
  • Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
  • Lilies (Lilium sp.)
  • Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
  • Oleander (Nerium oleander)
  • Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
  • Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
  • Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
  • Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
  • Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
  • Yew (Taxus sp.)

Important info for cat friends!!!

danadelions:

so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

vivi-shiba:

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

i just looked over my glasses and it genuinely looks like a raw chicken breast in the forest.

gwivyan:

You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)

For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)

Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

(Source: funtomhives)

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)